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Bollocks People Tell You, by Laura & Mark Tong – Global Feel Good Company

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Frankly Frank says…Just thinking about all those so called ‘experts’ – life coaches, gurus, swamis, TV cooks, politicians, celebrity authors and faceless nobodies – desperate, to ram their knob head opinions down my throat makes me want to spew. There is no area of life left without some grubby little tapeworm smearing its unwanted and nauseating opinion into it.The bastards cheerfully inform us if we don’t measure up to some impossibly tedious ideal encapsulated in some bullshit celebrity ‘save the plankton’ type book or Government ‘fuck responsibly’ type pamphlet our miserable existences are an insult to mankind’s eternal struggle to distinguish itself from the primordial slime it came from. The only real certainty is that the world would be a better place if all these self-styled ‘experts’ shoved their endless opinions up their respective arses.